Today our band director told my brother to be careful of his nipples while muffling the cymbals. We all laughed thinking that he was joking but then he told us the story of how he cut his nipple when muffling cymbals and bled through his tuxedo and now he wears a bra when he does gigs.
Jacqueline du Pré
Oh my gosh the last one
I’ve got a dvd about her and there was an interview and someone asked how long it had been since she played elgar
and she said ten years
and she had tears in her eyes
how sad would that be to have a piece like that and then not be able to play it I can’t even fathom it it’s so
*band director flipping through score*
“Huh, its doesnt say anywhere in here to play it LIKE A DWEEB”
"DOES THAT SAY LIGHT SWING OR DICKFACE."
"forte does not mean loud, it means strong, LIKE MY HATE FOR YOU."
"THE DYNAMICS ARE NOT THERE TO MAKE YOUR MUSIC VISUALLY APPEALING YOU ASSFACE."
"If you dont practice i swear to god i will drown you in a puddle of your own spit."